The local mailman / milkman packaged deal. Do not let his unnerving aura fool you; he really does love his job. People frightened by his demeanor can't even bring themselves to complain about how scary he looks. Every afternoon, he delivers mail with upmost speed and efficiency, usually getting to every assigned house in less than 5 hours. He's just that crazy good at his job. We have no idea how he does it. His supposed motivations are the angelically beautiful staff at Flan's Café. Pervert.